more like thatviolinisn’ttunedrightchestra

more like SNOREchestra 

#music  

my dad just changed the channel to the SD orchestra

vital organs immediately began failing

#help meeee  #omg  

I asked my mom if she loved me or the dog more

she stared at me

then pet the dog

#goddammit  #dog  

I’m a good thirty years younger than anyone else at this party.

can you play truth or dare alone

I dare myself to eat this entire box of wheat thins

you’re on, self

aidanwritesandstuff:

vondell-swain:

cursivecurses:

nomind-allthought:

mindbabies:

Remember what the world’s biggest websites looked like at Launch? (via:Mashable)

Weird, huh…

These are absolutely hideous…

I still can’t get over the fact that Zuckerberg put his face in the top bar of the Facebook page.

omggg

it’s like looking at baby pictures

they were so little

so cute

omg

Precious angel creatures, so cute

(via lonesomecrowdedsouthwest-deacti)

GOD what the hell is even wrong with you, Tan

#gross  #hair  

woah I haven’t slept all year

#2012  

New Year’s Resolution

Become Will Smith