If the Great Wall of China was made of pop-tarts there would’ve been nothing stopping the Mongols from invading because pop-tarts weren’t invented then.Tumblr (3.0; @rumandwhine)http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/<p>This spinach tastes funny.</p> <p>OH GOD did I just get e coli??</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17586827099http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17586827099Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:33:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3876G4tY1r3lpzuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>AUUUUUUUUUUU </p> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>baby you want to come back to my place for some coffee</p> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>“coffee”</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17357098039http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17357098039Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:08:55 -0500rainbow cakeJAR<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5h6wtC9C1r74kvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://in-my-mouth.tumblr.com/post/17342386241/in-my-mouth">in-my-mouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in my mouth</p> </blockquote> <p>seXXXy</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17356856472http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17356856472Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:04:01 -0500toastchocolate chipsmarshmallows<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5eduHmEM1r6ojxso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just made the actual most perfect Valentine’s Day card?</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17338734644http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17338734644Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:56:17 -0500Valentines Daycard<p>I could take some decongestants to clear out my sinuses OR I could eat a handful of chili peppers. </p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17254319367http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17254319367Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:11:54 -0500no pain no gain<p>I think the real losers today are all the countries who don&#8217;t have a Super Bowl USA USA USA</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17129346943http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/17129346943Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:42:00 -0500SuperbowlAmericafreedomfootballhot dogsSuper Bowl?<p>How are you claiming to be a Morrissey fan when you are genuinely shocked to find out he&#8217;s not straight.</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15551370160http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15551370160Sun, 08 Jan 2012 23:17:00 -0500Morrisseygood lord<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxiiwsRXVr1r6ojxso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Woah, get with the times, guys.</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15550213691http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15550213691Sun, 08 Jan 2012 22:55:40 -0500beyoncebaby<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx96170OtJ1r30d28o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hereinidaho.tumblr.com/post/15514732651/what-a-retard">hereinidaho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What a retard.</p> </blockquote>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15519753740http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15519753740Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:51:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc0djMSy81qaslx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><br/>you had me at “I’m a piece of cake”</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15348780158http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15348780158Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:28:55 -0500cakelove<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7a9cS9uh1r3gb6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15348464252http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15348464252Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:18:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbggn6tR91qks2j1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>yeah nice try Scotland</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15338657911http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15338657911Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:22:12 -0500scotlandhaggisjust kidding scotland I love you so much you're 1<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaj24jj8R1r6ojxso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey everyone, look at my thorax.</p> <p>Just kidding don’t look at it. Look only at the Beatles shirt covering it. </p> <p>ONLY THE SHIRT</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15305178563http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15305178563Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:18:00 -0500coolThe Beatlespleasanttorsos are so weird2009: this will be my year<br /> 2010: this will be my year<br /> 2011: this will be my year<br /> 2012: fuck this, i hope the world endshttp://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15270675566http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15270675566Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:46:14 -0500<p><span>Well I just took the most heinous passport photo ever and now I&#8217;ll never get a dreamy TSA Agent boyfriend because when I go through security and he looks at my passport he&#8217;ll say &#8220;good lord you look like this sometimes&#8221; and I&#8217;ll just cry and run off and eventually die alone.</span></p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15260583691http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15260583691Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:46:39 -0500passportairportold maid<p>some bitch was just like &#8220;wtf is Orangina, like an std or something&#8221;</p> <p>OH MY GOD</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15230397733http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15230397733Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:36:29 -0500OH MY GODOranginadumb<p>Good lord Jeff did you use my hair as an ashtray </p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15230252182http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15230252182Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:32:42 -0500cigarettesterrible friends<p>I want my hair to be a million feet long and I want to live in a cottage by the sea and I want to read 400 books and I want to never be around cruel people again.</p>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15200746194http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15200746194Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:19:00 -0500seamermaid hairwishes and dreams<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0d6wKhdr1qkc6rxo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kimjongilluminati.tumblr.com/post/15169362633/i-want-to-marry-chris">kimjongilluminati</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i want to marry chris</p> </blockquote>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15171794557http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15171794557Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:54:22 -0500so in love<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwahj5oky01qe1ctxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15171644456http://rumandwhine.tumblr.com/post/15171644456Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:50:55 -0500nicolas cagehope i have a valentine to bust this one out on this yearhope he doesn't hate me forever after i docage fight